NO WAY! Why thank you, I am genuinely touched (and also a little worried for your health) that my impending heart disease has converted a vegetarian <3
Our new Facebook picture is pretty good.
Jigga whut? Jigga who?
new Thug Lite over at Noisey…WHICH I AM NOW EDITING REALLY BADLY AND NEED LOTS OF HELP WITH FYI.
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bitchesinthelivingroom asked: just giving you some maximum-strength fangirl-esque love, because Girl Eats Food made me see the light! I renounced my stupidity, went back to the dark side, + have made the transition from weedy vegetarian to powerful she-monster who eats like 3 stone of chorizo a day! Blue steak on a regular basis! Oreos the moment I get in from history at school! Now I have an arse so big it exerts its own gravitational pull, thank-you girl eats food! Also, everything you write is hilarious DON'T EVER STAAP |
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GIRL EATS FOOD: ELVIS PRESLEY FOOD PLATTER
Famously, Presley was hospitalised for severe colon blockage, not once, but twice IN THE SAME YEAR. He was also on daily medication because it was the only way to keep his butthole dilated enough for him to actually defecate out of it. So for the love of Christ, if you’re going to actually eat any of this, please follow it with a laxative chaser and don’t blame me if you have an embolism trying to curl one out. (If you do, maybe a leave a note telling your family/lawyer to see things on the bright side. Hey, c’mon, it’ll be you and The King, shitting yourselves to death in Heaven.)
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when I was thin & sassy :’(
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isis-nicole asked: i just graduated from college (earned BA journalism) and now i feel like how can i get these publications to notice me? i can put in the work if i get the opportunity. i do so many unpaid writing assignments with my own fire and faith that someday i will get hired. i don't need to be anywhere prestigious or ultra-trendy. just somewhere that's accurate, fun, and fresh ya know? what's some advice you can give to a girl who feels a little bit heartbroken w/ no luck looking for work? WELP, first off don’t be heartbroken, honestly, I did so many shitty jobs and stupid hours before I was actually making a living from writing alone. I was going to do a really long, rambling response but there’s really only three golden pieces of advice I can think of… INTERN Within reason and only at places you’d really love to work at. Don’t kill yourself or your bank balance working for free, just get a taste of the ins-and-outs of a publication and make sure the editor remembers your name when you leave. BUILD YOUR ♥ BRAND ♥ I get a surprising amount of shit for this, like I’m some horrible, public relations fem-bot…which I am…but, a lot of fucking doors were closed to me once I ran out of money for placements. The next best thing you can do is keep a really tight blog and be pro-active about getting people to read it. People can undermine it, but I’d just remember it’s much harder to motivate yourself to write everyday in order to make a name for yourself, than it is to just sit in an office job phoning it in. ummm, GET BETTER There’s stuff I wrote five years go that makes me want to tear my face off from cringing, but I think being prolific as well as reading lots keeps your style from going stagnant. In fact, there’s stuff I wrote last week that I already hate. So yeah, write lots and read even more. I think that’s the most important advice, the worst thing you can do is sit around twiddling your thumbs. I hope this sort of helps?! x |
