So, basically, I need an outrageously smart editorial intern, to help me man Noisey.com from the VICE offices before I have a psychotic episode. What I’m looking for is:
- great taste in music obvs.
-excellent spelling and grammer (SPOT THE MISTAKE)
- a potentially great writer…though there’ll be lots of boring stuff to do, so ideally someone that doesn’t think they’re above doing the donkey work because they had a poem published once.
- know your way around an SLR camera.
- confident enough to approach total strangers on your own to do vox-pops, but not so confident that you’re annoying.
- some experience with CMS and basic html would be helpful
Drop me an email with some examples of your writing, availability, and a full body photograph (I’m kidding…OR AM I?) to joanna@noisey.com with the subject header “intern application” - please do not fuck around and try to be KooKy with that or else it will get lost in my inbox.
Good luck!
it begins…
Our new Facebook picture is pretty good.
Jigga whut? Jigga who?
new Thug Lite over at Noisey…WHICH I AM NOW EDITING REALLY BADLY AND NEED LOTS OF HELP WITH FYI.
bitchesinthelivingroom asked: just giving you some maximum-strength fangirl-esque love, because Girl Eats Food made me see the light! I renounced my stupidity, went back to the dark side, + have made the transition from weedy vegetarian to powerful she-monster who eats like 3 stone of chorizo a day! Blue steak on a regular basis! Oreos the moment I get in from history at school! Now I have an arse so big it exerts its own gravitational pull, thank-you girl eats food! Also, everything you write is hilarious DON'T EVER STAAP
NO WAY! Why thank you, I am genuinely touched (and also a little worried for your health) that my impending heart disease has converted a vegetarian <3
that’s a spray can
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GIRL EATS FOOD: ELVIS PRESLEY FOOD PLATTER
Famously, Presley was hospitalised for severe colon blockage, not once, but twice IN THE SAME YEAR. He was also on daily medication because it was the only way to keep his butthole dilated enough for him to actually defecate out of it. So for the love of Christ, if you’re going to actually eat any of this, please follow it with a laxative chaser and don’t blame me if you have an embolism trying to curl one out. (If you do, maybe a leave a note telling your family/lawyer to see things on the bright side. Hey, c’mon, it’ll be you and The King, shitting yourselves to death in Heaven.)
Read the full article here
when I was thin & sassy :’(
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